Fruit and Vegetable Spells
Strange and unpredictable spells for veggie lovers; use at your own risk.
Work in progress, objects may have shifted during flight.
| # | Spell | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Apple Jack | Target apple grows in size and density and can function as a jack to elevate items. |
| 2 | Apricot | Target apricot grows in size until it can serve as a simple bed. |
| 3 | Artichoke | Target chokes on a small artichoke now caught in their throat. |
| 4 | Arugulag | Target bunch of arugula grows into a prison camp. |
| 5 | Aspearagus | Asparagus stalks thrown by the caster grow into the size, density, and impaling power of spears. |
| 6 | Bananarang | Target banana can now be thrown as a boomerang (still edible). |
| 7 | Beets by Dre | Two target beets grow shoots that connect to each other and can be worn over the ears; beets now function as high-quality headphones. |
| 8 | Berry Nice | Enchant berries so that anyone who eats them is berry amenable to your suggestions. |
| 9 | Blackberry is the New Black | Target’s clothes transform into woven blackberry vines, leaves and berries |
| 10 | Call a Flower | Pick up a flower and have a pleasant conversation with another flower anywhere in the world |
| 11 | Chard Flesh | Transform target’s flesh or outer covering into rainbow chard (with all the fragility and nutrient benefits that provides) or swiss chard (becomes militarily neutral). |
| 12 | Cherry Bomb | Cherries thrown by the caster explode on impact. |
| 13 | Collared Greens | Places an unbreakable collar around target green item or creature |
| 14 | Cornucopia | Target ear of corn gets hotter and hotter until kernels pop, revealing the exact items the caster needs at the momen |
| 15 | Cucumbra | Target cucumber enlarges to a door size, becoming a portal to the Umbra, land of dreams |
| 16 | Don’t Get Carrot Away | Target carrot becomes anchored to the spot. |
| 17 | Doomsday Pepper | Target pepper grows into an impenetrable, indestructible bunker with room for four and provisions to last 2d6 days. |
| 18 | Eye Guarana | A small area is instantly covered in a fully mature Guarana plant, whose berries open and function as extra eyes for the caster, even after they leave the area. |
| 19 | Fig of Your Imagination | Target perceives a small, sentient fig doing a strange, distracting dance, just outside their peripheral vision. |
| 20 | Grape Idea | Target can only think about grapes for 10 minutes, or realize the perfect solution to a predicament, but it must involve grapes. |
| 21 | Grapes of Wrath | Enchants grapes to instill overwhelming anger in anyone who eats them. |
| 22 | Hail a Cabbage | Transforms target cabbage into a taxi that will transport the caster and up to 4 others to a destination, for a fee; may get lost or stuck in traffic |
| 23 | Jail Celery | Target bunch of celery grows in size and strength, into a cell that can detain a handful of creatures; herbivores have advantage when trying to escape. |
| 24 | Kale Mary | A spell of last resort, pounds target area with a debilitating kale storm for 15 minutes. |
| 25 | Kegplant | Target eggplant spouts a spigot which pours a fantastic sour ale, unending supply lasts for 24 hours. |
| 26 | Kyoho Ho Ho Grapes | Enchants a bunch of Kyoho grapes to cause uncontrollable laughter in anyone who eats them |
| 27 | Lemon, Aide! | The caster shouts these words into the air, and life hands them a lemon, which somehow provides them the exact assistance they require. |
| 28 | Lettuce Pray | Holding a head of lettuce above their head, the caster instills a sense of calm religious wonder in a crowd |
| 29 | Lime After Lime | The caster can pull up to 2d100 limes from their pocket or other small space, one after another. |
| 30 | Lime Light | Target lime emits a strong, green tinted light. |
| 31 | Lock and Kiwi | Pressing a kiwi into a lock, it transforms into the necessary key |
| 32 | Melondramatic | Target melon gains sentience, speech, extreme emotions and a desire for attention. |
| 33 | Not Mushroom in Here | Slowly fills a contained space (such as a closet, room or vehicle) entirely with mushrooms of all known (and undiscovered) varieties. Mix of beneficial, poisonous, and benign. |
| 34 | Orange You Glad to See Me? | Target becomes very glad to see you. |
| 35 | Peach Impediment | Target cannot speak, because now their mouth is full of delicious peaches. |
| 36 | Pear Down | Enchants a pear so that when it is eaten, the eater also loses skin, muscle, blood, etc. |
| 37 | Pepper Spray | Caster emits a spray of d66 ripe, whole peppers that are either: 1) painfully spicy, 2) pleasantly sweet, 3) quite mild. |
| 38 | Plum the Depths | Target plum becomes hollow and transparent, expanding to a size that can contain the caster and one other creature, who are able to use the plum as a submersible. |
| 39 | Pomegranite | Target pomegranate explodes violently, turning its seeds (now made of solid granite) into deadly shrapnel. |
| 40 | Potatoestoes | Target’s toes become potatoes. |
| 41 | Potatose | Enchants a potato; anyone who eats it slips into a coma lasting d6 days, emerging with absolutely knowledge of all things related to potatoes. |
| 42 | Pumpkinship | All pumpkins and other gourds within 25 feet of the caster sprout arms and legs and will do the bidding of the caster, whom they see as a long lost cousin. |
| 43 | Rutabad Grandma | Transforms target into a very old and very grumpy rutabaga grandma. |
| 44 | Scarrot | The caster holds up a carrot; anyone viewing the carrot sees it not as a carrot but as their worst nightmare. |
| 45 | Tear Down this Walnut! | Shouting this phrase at a wall while throwing a walnut at it, the caster summons a mob of people who dismantle the wall, while the wall’s keepers look on, unable to intervene. |
| 46 | That’s the Last Strawberry! | This vile curse causes a target strawberry to be the last strawberry that will ever be available in the region, and/or the last strawberry the eater will ever enjoy. |
| 47 | The Leek Shall Inherit the Earth | Enchants a basket of leeks; those who consume the leeks instantly gain massive social, political and economic capital and status. |
| 48 | Tomatoestoes | Target’s toes become tomatoes |
| 49 | Tomatose | Enchants a tomato; anyone who eats it slips into a coma lasting d6 days, emerging with absolutely knowledge of all things related to tomatoes. |
| 50 | Turnip the Heat | Target turnip emanates an earthy heat, able to warm up a small room for 24 hours. |
| 51 | Turnip the Jams | Target turnip turns into a very loud, very bass-y speaker, bumping some serious jams. |
| 52 | Zoocchini | Target zucchini splits open an 2d6 random zoo animals pour out and expand into their full sizes. |