Strange and unpredictable spells for veggie lovers; use at your own risk.
Work in progress, objects may have shifted during flight.
|Target apple grows in size and density and can function as a jack to elevate items.
|Target apricot grows in size until it can serve as a simple bed.
|Target chokes on a small artichoke now caught in their throat.
|Target bunch of arugula grows into a prison camp.
|Asparagus stalks thrown by the caster grow into the size, density, and impaling power of spears.
|Target banana can now be thrown as a boomerang (still edible).
|Beets by Dre
|Two target beets grow shoots that connect to each other and can be worn over the ears; beets now function as high-quality headphones.
|Enchant berries so that anyone who eats them is berry amenable to your suggestions.
|Blackberry is the New Black
|Target’s clothes transform into woven blackberry vines, leaves and berries
|Call a Flower
|Pick up a flower and have a pleasant conversation with another flower anywhere in the world
|Transform target’s flesh or outer covering into rainbow chard (with all the fragility and nutrient benefits that provides) or swiss chard (becomes militarily neutral).
|Cherries thrown by the caster explode on impact.
|Places an unbreakable collar around target green item or creature
|Target ear of corn gets hotter and hotter until kernels pop, revealing the exact items the caster needs at the momen
|Target cucumber enlarges to a door size, becoming a portal to the Umbra, land of dreams
|Don’t Get Carrot Away
|Target carrot becomes anchored to the spot.
|Target pepper grows into an impenetrable, indestructible bunker with room for four and provisions to last 2d6 days.
|A small area is instantly covered in a fully mature Guarana plant, whose berries open and function as extra eyes for the caster, even after they leave the area.
|Fig of Your Imagination
|Target perceives a small, sentient fig doing a strange, distracting dance, just outside their peripheral vision.
|Target can only think about grapes for 10 minutes, or realize the perfect solution to a predicament, but it must involve grapes.
|Grapes of Wrath
|Enchants grapes to instill overwhelming anger in anyone who eats them.
|Hail a Cabbage
|Transforms target cabbage into a taxi that will transport the caster and up to 4 others to a destination, for a fee; may get lost or stuck in traffic
|Target bunch of celery grows in size and strength, into a cell that can detain a handful of creatures; herbivores have advantage when trying to escape.
|A spell of last resort, pounds target area with a debilitating kale storm for 15 minutes.
|Target eggplant spouts a spigot which pours a fantastic sour ale, unending supply lasts for 24 hours.
|Kyoho Ho Ho Grapes
|Enchants a bunch of Kyoho grapes to cause uncontrollable laughter in anyone who eats them
|The caster shouts these words into the air, and life hands them a lemon, which somehow provides them the exact assistance they require.
|Holding a head of lettuce above their head, the caster instills a sense of calm religious wonder in a crowd
|Lime After Lime
|The caster can pull up to 2d100 limes from their pocket or other small space, one after another.
|Target lime emits a strong, green tinted light.
|Lock and Kiwi
|Pressing a kiwi into a lock, it transforms into the necessary key
|Target melon gains sentience, speech, extreme emotions and a desire for attention.
|Not Mushroom in Here
|Slowly fills a contained space (such as a closet, room or vehicle) entirely with mushrooms of all known (and undiscovered) varieties. Mix of beneficial, poisonous, and benign.
|Orange You Glad to See Me?
|Target becomes very glad to see you.
|Target cannot speak, because now their mouth is full of delicious peaches.
|Enchants a pear so that when it is eaten, the eater also loses skin, muscle, blood, etc.
|Caster emits a spray of d66 ripe, whole peppers that are either: 1) painfully spicy, 2) pleasantly sweet, 3) quite mild.
|Plum the Depths
|Target plum becomes hollow and transparent, expanding to a size that can contain the caster and one other creature, who are able to use the plum as a submersible.
|Target pomegranate explodes violently, turning its seeds (now made of solid granite) into deadly shrapnel.
|Target’s toes become potatoes.
|Enchants a potato; anyone who eats it slips into a coma lasting d6 days, emerging with absolutely knowledge of all things related to potatoes.
|All pumpkins and other gourds within 25 feet of the caster sprout arms and legs and will do the bidding of the caster, whom they see as a long lost cousin.
|Transforms target into a very old and very grumpy rutabaga grandma.
|The caster holds up a carrot; anyone viewing the carrot sees it not as a carrot but as their worst nightmare.
|Tear Down this Walnut!
|Shouting this phrase at a wall while throwing a walnut at it, the caster summons a mob of people who dismantle the wall, while the wall’s keepers look on, unable to intervene.
|That’s the Last Strawberry!
|This vile curse causes a target strawberry to be the last strawberry that will ever be available in the region, and/or the last strawberry the eater will ever enjoy.
|The Leek Shall Inherit the Earth
|Enchants a basket of leeks; those who consume the leeks instantly gain massive social, political and economic capital and status.
|Target’s toes become tomatoes
|Enchants a tomato; anyone who eats it slips into a coma lasting d6 days, emerging with absolutely knowledge of all things related to tomatoes.
|Turnip the Heat
|Target turnip emanates an earthy heat, able to warm up a small room for 24 hours.
|Turnip the Jams
|Target turnip turns into a very loud, very bass-y speaker, bumping some serious jams.
|Target zucchini splits open an 2d6 random zoo animals pour out and expand into their full sizes.